The Opening Number - "Baseball is a Business". Player, coaches, reporters, and statisticians sing eccentric inventor Tomothy Tickets into outer space as be blasts off to test his peanut based rocket fuel. Featuring ensemble members of Trap Door Theatre and many friends and family! 

Tomora Tickets, nepo baby and femme fatale, decides she'll do whatever has to be done to ruthlessly succeed. Featuring Emily Nicholson.

 

The players song this little ditty every Wednesday when they are tested for performance enhancing drugs.